Sunday October 24th: My human purrsons are very kind, they give me plenty of tender love and care. It has taken some training to get the purrsons to do exactly as I want - they do have their moments when they do not comply. Like today, I wanted Catnip... and what do I get? Nothing, so I ate a houseplant, tomorrow I may leave a furrball. Catnip, I want Catnip!
Monday October 25th: Furrball left at front door, that's one good deed for the day. Had a battle with the grooming brush, fought for hours - finally victory was mine, now for a catnap... zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Tuesday October 26th: Today my purrsons tried to give me a pill. NO CHANCE! Next thing I knew there was a strange tingle in my behind! What's an Injection? Will play catch the bed-mice when they are sound asleep, that will teach them.
Wednesday October 27th: My pal "Marmaduke" a great big male tomcat came round today for a quick session of head butting, I really like him. Let him share my food bowl, NOT ALL OF IT!
Thursday October 28th: Finally, the human purrson has opened the back door for me... now should I go out or should I go in - this could take some time to decide - better take a nap just in the doorway. I got pushed out! Let me back in!
Saturday October 30th: Didn't have time to write anything yesterday, Friday is fish day! Today I attacked the mice at the top of the curtains. Human purrsons cannot see these mice! Caught two big ones! Must get back up there...