Paws For Proverbs
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"Some say cats are devils,
but they behave badly only when
they are alone. When they are among us,
cats are angels..."
"Thou are the Great Cat, the avenger of the
Gods, and the judge of words, and the
president of the sovereign chiefs and the
governor of the holy circle."
Inscription on the Royal Tombs at Thebes.
"If you gave wings to a cat, it
would not condescend to be a
bird. It would be an angel."
Peter said, "There is one thing I know'st, among cat angels highest and low'st. They arrive, don their wings, then of all wicked things, use my Gates as their new scratching post!" - St. Peter's Lament
"Cat angels are the reason there are no mice angels." - Mel Brooks
"God allows cats into Heaven just so He can keep an eye on them." - Dixie Carter
"In Instanbul I met a man who said he knew beyond a doubt that God was a cat. I asked why he was so sure, and the man said, "When I pray to him, he ignores me." - Lowell Thomas
"When cats die, they pass through the Purrrrly Gates." - Catwoman
"A cat has nine lives and nine souls,
and it must have nine guardian
angels watching over it. Which would
explain why the little fellow is so smug."
"My dog thinks he's human.. My cat thinks he's GOD!"
"If you want the best seat in the house, move the cat."
"It's the cat's house. We just pay the mortgage!"
"A cat will assume the shape of its container."
"Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat." - Lillian Johnson