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A home without a Cat is just a house!


"Never wear anything that panics the cat." - PJ O'Rourke


"A person whose life is graced by cats comes highly recommended." - SJ Gum

"Cats may be solitary animals, but that doesn't mean you should only have one. Right now there are three cats sleeping on my bed, all by themselves." - SJ Gum

"Henry Mancini's 'Pink Panther Theme' could not possibly have been written by someone who dislikes cats. That little rhythmic figure, baDUM... baDUM... you know the one I mean. It fits their leisurely amble like a glove... only jazz - the music of the hep cat - could truly capture the attitude of cattitude." - SJ Gum

"Of course you can't herd cats. Any idiot knows that. But if you've got something really tasty and you can convince them there's a good chance you'll give them some of it, you can lead them anywhere you want them to go. Once you get them there, though, you'd better actually give them some, or you'll never be able to do it again." - SJ Gum

"Imagine what the world would be like if God had given thumbs to cats instead of to us." - SJ Gum


"Cute... ME! I've got Claws on Paws pal!" - Beauty My Moggy (21st July 1993 - 11th November 2002)

"What budgie? I assumed that was a self-service meal!" - Beauty My Moggy (21st July 1993 - 11th November 2002)


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